What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

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Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What was your first experience like with a black man?

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No go.

Just Forget it!

So they tried

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?